Over the course of his 30 years in video gaming, Mario has made a lot of friends and a lot of enemies. So like any normal human being, he enjoys spending time with these people. Sometimes he likes to golf with them, maybe shoot some hoops or even throw a pretty crazy house party. Whatever he’s doing that day, Mario always has a colorful gang of characters to join him.
|It's better than doing math.|
|And you thought I was making the Tamagotchi thing up.|
|Also his kart was broken.|
|I couldn't find an in-game shot.|
|Screw humans, I want to play as caterpillars!|
|And the award for worst character in this game goes to..|
|Time paradox need not apply.|
|When he scores, he does the robot. GET IT?!|
|No seriously, how is this possible?|
|I can't hate anything that cute too much.|
|Man I hate this thing.|
|Seriously, there are eight better choices in this picture alone.|
So there you have, the worst characters to ever be playable in any of the Mario games. While that certainly does seem like a lot, it’s not all that bad. There’s at least two good playable characters for every one bad playable character, so there’s that. But man, Honey Queen, really? Come on, Nintendo. Come on. Oh and if you’re out there going “Man, that characters not that bad.” Let me put it to you this way; Geno and Mallow haven’t be seen in 15 years and these characters have. Think about it.